P4A’s – Patriotism Expert – White mug

Description

For coffee. For tea. For chaos. For questionable decisions. This mug has you covered.
Perfect for patriots with a sense of humor, this glossy ceramic masterpiece features three essential life phases:
🇺🇸 “Patriotism Expert” — when duty calls.
🍑 “Booty Calls” — when other priorities arise.
😴 “For Everything Else… I’m On Break.” — your default state of existence.
No matter which mode you’re in, this mug is sturdy, shiny, and built to handle your daily routine—whether that routine is saving America, ignoring your phone, or avoiding responsibilities entirely.
Features
• Ceramic
• 11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Lead and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (even after Friday nights)
Perfect for the office, home, or the battlefield that is your inbox.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!